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The Fastest Spoon in the West

from The Giving Bird by Bunk Bed Bros.

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lyrics

Gather round all you gentlefolk as i tell this tale, it surely ain’t no joke.
You’re not safe inside your home, or with your friends, no matter where you go.
There’s a beast that feasts with her pearly teeth, on all your favorite things.
And if you don’t believe, you can wait and see when the dinner bell finally rings.

It won’t matter if she’s out to play.
She smells it cooking from a mile away.
And when you don’t, don’t think she’s anywhere in sight.
You're going to find her at the table with a fork and knife.

Judy’s got the fastest spoon
this side of the dining room.
And if you don’t, don’t want to get left behind
you better make your move before it’s dinner time.

Listen, I know for sure, that the beast will come a-knocking at your door.
Asking you if it’s not a chore, can you please make room for just one more.
But despite her size and unassuming smile you can count on this one thing.
That a growl will rise, there’s hunger in her eyes, when the dinner bell finally rings.

She stacks her plate a hundred feet high.
Mashed potatoes reaching for the sky.
And when you don’t, don’t think another piece can fit,
She dumps the whole pile into her bottomless pit.

Judy’s got the fastest spoon
this side of the dining room
And if you don’t, don’t want to get left behind
you better make your move before it’s dinner time

She runs! She runs!
Soooo fast!
She eats! She eats!
But will not fast!

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from The Giving Bird, released November 1, 2015

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Bunk Bed Bros. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The Bunk Bed Bros, Michael Bunkbed & Doug Bunkbed, are two sleepy dudes bringing you songs and stories from their Encyclopedia of Wonders.

Find us on Instagram @voidboy.art and @nightperch

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