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If You Were

from The Great Bunk Bed by Bunk Bed Bros.

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lyrics

If you were a vampire, I'd want to be one too.
You wouldn't have to bite me, because I'd bite you.
If you were a vampire, I'd take you to school.
My friends might be a little scared, but they’d learn to like you.

If you were a vampire, and I couldn't be one too,
I wouldn't let you starve. I'd give a drop of blood or two.
If you were a vampire, and the night was done,
I’d lay you in your coffin with a picture of the sun.

If you were a werewolf, I’d want to be one too.
You wouldn't have to bite me, because I'd bite you.
If you were a werewolf, I'd take you to school.
My friends might be a little scared, but they’d learn to like you.

If you were a werewolf, and I couldn't be one too,
I would make you dinner, throw away my silver spoons.
If you were a werewolf, and the night was done,
I’d hold onto the moon, and never let the morning come.

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from The Great Bunk Bed, released October 1, 2015

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Bunk Bed Bros. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The Bunk Bed Bros, Michael Bunkbed & Doug Bunkbed, are two sleepy dudes bringing you songs and stories from their Encyclopedia of Wonders.

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