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The Great Bunk Bed

by Bunk Bed Bros.

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1.
You lie in your tomb You’re trying to sleep, you’re not tired. You call to the moon. You ask her if you can go flying.
2.
On a cool, autumn night when the moon is way up high. The wind will sound like a crash of waves as a ghost goes surfing by. He's a real cool ghoul that can really shred, the surfing king of Halloween. He takes his board all across the world, and makes all the people scream. Boo! Ah! Boo! Ah! Ah! Surf Ghost from coast to coast! Boo! Ah! On a tropical island, I met a ghost who loved to surf. But I saw that he was crying So I asked what’s up and he said “Sometimes the sun still burns.”
3.
The cemetery is only scary if you’re being rude. But if you’re friendly ghosts will then be very nice to you.
4.
On a dark and spooky night, you know that you’re not alone. Because you have friends and you know it when you hear the rattling in their bones. You can dance all night in the pale moonlight. on the top of a haunted hill. You can move your feet to this graveyard beat and let your body feel the chill. It’s the Graveyard Boogie-Woogie, woooOOOOooooOOOooooah! It’s the Graveyard Boogie-Woogie, woooOOOOooooOOOooooah! There’s a Robot doing the robot and Dracula is doing the twist The Wolfman is doing the foxtrot, but the Boogie-Woogie goes like this; You gotta shake your hands like a vampire bat,kick your legs out from side to side, Stick your arms out straight like you met your fate and walk around like a zombie guy. It’s the Graveyard Boogie-Woogie, woooOOOOooooOOOooooah! It’s the Graveyard Boogie-Woogie, woooOOOOooooOOOooooah! And when the sun comes up just to say “what’s up?” It’s time to head back to your grave. But for now you can dance like you're in a trance just as long as you behave. It’s the Graveyard Boogie-Woogie, woooOOOOooooOOOooooah! It’s the Graveyard Boogie-Woogie, woooOOOOooooOOOooooah!
5.
2spooky4u 03:31
You’re too spooky for me, I’m too spooky for you You’re too spooky for me, I’m too spooky for you Last year you were a witch with demon wings You scared your friends you made them cry and scream You’re too spooky for me, I’m too spooky for you You’re too spooky for me, I’m too spooky for you Last year I dressed up as a haunted car I chased my friends and made them ru-u-un so far This year we’ll both be ghosts, what a spooky sight When we both appear, in the pale moonlight I wish I was a ghost, floating next to you Everybody screams when we both yell boo Boo oooo ooo Boo oooo ooo It’s Halloween, just wait and see we’ll be a team, we’ll count their screams We float into the night, they try to run and hide It’s Halloween, just grab your sheet And Hide your feet, cut holes to see I’ll hold your hand so tight, it gives me such a fright You’re too spooky for me, I’m too spooky for you You’re too spooky for me, I’m too spooky for you
6.
If You Were 02:22
If you were a vampire, I'd want to be one too. You wouldn't have to bite me, because I'd bite you. If you were a vampire, I'd take you to school. My friends might be a little scared, but they’d learn to like you. If you were a vampire, and I couldn't be one too, I wouldn't let you starve. I'd give a drop of blood or two. If you were a vampire, and the night was done, I’d lay you in your coffin with a picture of the sun. If you were a werewolf, I’d want to be one too. You wouldn't have to bite me, because I'd bite you. If you were a werewolf, I'd take you to school. My friends might be a little scared, but they’d learn to like you. If you were a werewolf, and I couldn't be one too, I would make you dinner, throw away my silver spoons. If you were a werewolf, and the night was done, I’d hold onto the moon, and never let the morning come.
7.
Well we’re back again and we’ve got something to share It’s that certain time of year again when we all get to wear The coolest thing you can put over your mouth It hides your nose behind you clothes and keeps your sneezes to yourself It’s time to wear your mask I know that we’re up to the task Let’s cover up our face Let a spooky disguise take its place Because Halloween’s the time But if you ask us all year is fine Wearing them is too fun For just one day and then be done Here’s the trick and I promise it’s a treat When you ring the bell and say hello you’ll get something to eat Well the bunk bed bros we wear ours all day long If fact we’re wearing two a piece while we sing this song It’s time to wear your mask I know that we’re up to the task Let’s cover up our face Let a spooky disguise take its place Because Halloween’s the time But if you ask us all year is fine Wearing them is too fun For just one day and then be done If you don’t wear your mask you won’t get candy, and that ain't dandy You’ll just get raisins and a couple of pennies, and not very many It’s time to wear your mask I know that we’re up to the task Let’s cover up our face Let a spooky disguise take its place Because Halloween’s the time But if you ask us all year is fine Wearing them is too fun For just one day and then be done
8.
Dear, Great Bunk Bed, I’m looking forward to tonight. You’ll come and bring me candy and take me on a flight. We’ll fly around the moon and give the good kids treats. Around the world in one night called halloween. We’ll surf this bunk bed through the sky. Make it rain candy from way up high. Please and thank you for all the fun. Hanging ten off the bed until we see the sun. Out of the bunk bed patch will rise, a magic bunk bed full of candy that flies. We can hop aboard and fly away in a zap. If we get tired we can always take a nap. We’ll surf this bunk bed through the sky. Make it rain candy from way up high. Please and thank you for all the fun. Hanging ten off the bed until we see the sun. We’ll surf this bunk bed through the sky. Make it rain candy from way up high. Please and thank you for all the fun. Hanging ten off the bed until we see the sun. I want some candy! Gimme some candy, right now!
9.
I want some candy Give all your candy to me. Not with that attitude, dude. You gotta use your P’s and Q’s Please give me some candy Thank you! Thanks a lot! I know you didn’t have to give it I appreciate the thought Please and thank you are all you need. They’re the magic words on Halloween. Oh yeah! Please give me some candy Thank you! Thanks a lot! I know you didn’t have to give it I appreciate the thought Good manners are the key to getting that candy You gotta use those P’s and Q’s, if you do then you’ll never lose Please and thank you it’s all you need they’re the magic words on halloween be polite and you’ll be all right don’t be rude be a real cool dude. Oh Yeah!

about

2spooky4u and Time to Wear a Mask were recorded in October 2020.
All other songs were recorded in 2015 and remastered in October 2020.

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released October 1, 2015

Everything by Doug & Michael.
Recorded in the bedroom.

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Bunk Bed Bros. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The Bunk Bed Bros, Michael Bunkbed & Doug Bunkbed, are two sleepy dudes bringing you songs and stories from their Encyclopedia of Wonders.

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